DIANA DEATH AN ACCIDENT, DIANA STILL DEAD

So, a U.K. jury decided that Diana was "unlawfully killed" when her car hit a pillar in Paris over 10 FUCKING YEARS AGO.

After six months of hearings and testimony by more than 250 witnesses, a jury at a British inquest found Monday that Princess Diana and her lover, Dodi al
Fayed, were unlawfully killed by the negligent driving of their chauffeur and photographers who pursued the couple's speeding Mercedes into a Paris underpass over 10 years ago. (Via International Herald Tribune)

I remember that fateful night when I found out about Diana's death and exactly where I was and what I was doing. Oh wait, no I don't because I have better things to do than to worry about some lady that would have become a queen in an entirely pointless and toothless monarchy. Now if she would have been in line to start beheading assholes who crossed her then it would have been a tragedy.

Glad to see that 6 million dollars were spent on this trial too. Good to see that even in the U.K. they have their priorities straight.

When reached for comment Diana said: "..."

ALL CAPS

Why must people insist on typing things in ALL CAPS?? Typing, I know, is a fairly new development in the history of humanity. For those of us that have had computers or typewriters our whole lives (and at this point those who have not are like 100 years old and not on the interwebs anyway to read this post (hell, no one is on the interwebs to read this post so lick balls)) it is pretty much understood that capital letters equals yelling. So why would you yell an entire email?

I mean, I can move my left pinky finger approximately .4667 inches and press the caps lock button. Those of you that peck at the keyboard need to move your entire hand approximately 3 inches.

Is it too much to ask that you not TYPE YOUR ENTIRE EMAIL LIKE THIS. THIS IS PRETTY ANNOYING IF YOU ARE USED TO READING PROFESSIONAL EMAILS ALL DAY LONG. IF YOU HAD A TYPEWRITER WOULD YOU BE DOING THIS? CAN I EXPECT A VOICEMAIL LIKE THIS? WILL I MURDER YOU IF YOU TYPE LIKE THIS?

I think Jeffrey Dahmer typed his emails in all caps and that dude was a dick...or liked to eat dicks...or something...