Be Careful

I really really enjoy it when people slow down when they see a cop on the side of the road IN THE MIDDLE OF PULLING SOMEONE ELSE OVER.

No, seriously, I really like going from 75 to 55 in a heartbeat.

What the fuck do you think is going to happen? What the fuck do you think the cop pulled over the other person for?

Do you really think the cop is going to look up and see you whizzing by and say to himself "hey, speeding is against the law, forget this car I JUST pulled over for doing the same thing. I am now going to STOP writing this guy a ticket and come after you"

Seriously you dumb shits, either you are stupid and really think that is going to happen or you think that someone getting a ticket is something worth slowing down for.This is why we don't have cops in St. Boringville.

Lots and lots of hookers and blow but no cops.

* PTA President of St. Boringville