Showing posts with label Batman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Batman. Show all posts

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Bat Shit Crazy

Some thoughts from day 2 and 3......
I knew when I started this that I was going to miss food. I love food.
However, I didn't realize how sneaky and tricky my mind is. I have been trying to keep myself separated so the side of me that started this experiment and the side of me that is actually starving are two different entities.

Well, little did I know that I am a sneaky bastard, the Starvin' Marvin Carlos keeps trying to trick the Mad Scientist Carlos into eating.
It will try to say,
"hey boss, it wouldn't be so bad if I ate a piece of chicken every now and then right?"
To which the mad scientist says
"well, I guess it wouldn't be too bad" Well all this is of course being played out in my head and next thing you know I have visions of me at the table in "Hook" when they imagine all the food. Except not only am I eating all the food but I have slit the lost boys throat and Tinkerbell is blowing me under the table as I make Peter Pan's mom and her friends have an orgy in front of me.
Yeah so not only do I have to deal with the physiological effects but now I am starting to have to punch my own self in the face for trying to trick myself into eating.

Also, I have added another reason as to why I am doing this.
Christian Bale prior to The Machinist went on a similar diet and went from 180 lbs to 120 lbs.
Christian Bale then became the most awesome Batman ever.
I am on a similar diet (see below) for no other reason than to see what happens.
I will then inevitably become a super hero equal to or greater than Batman. Also, I looked up just how many calories I have been eating the last few days and I came up with the grand total of just about 250.
I might have to rethink this, or I might just keep on like this.....who knows?

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

The Dark Knight




Guate (2:56:47 PM): I am looking forward to this Batman movie
csam (2:57:13 PM): yeah me too
csam (2:57:54 PM): is it sad/funny/strange/sick as shit that im more excited about it since ledger died?
Guate (2:57:56 PM): i heard the Joker is grimy son
Guate (2:58:12 PM): if it is I am in the boat with you
Guate (2:59:04 PM): like I said I want to see the character that was so sociopathic it killed a man
csam (2:59:37 PM): yeah, i heard the same thing about joker in this one
Guate (3:00:58 PM): yeah
Guate (3:01:34 PM): Ledger had told his family that the nature of The Joker really freaked him out and that is what got him on sleeping pills
csam (3:02:29 PM): yeah, im definitely seeing that in a theater son
Guate (3:02:46 PM): uhhh number one, it's a make believe character dude. Number two, how great did he have to play him to begin associating himself with the personality of said make believe character?
csam (3:03:45 PM): thats the greatness of it...instead of doing joker as some caricature he was like...this is one fucked up dude right here...(opens door) well, see you in a few months...
Guate (3:04:13 PM): yeah
Guate (3:04:15 PM): lol
Guate (3:04:46 PM): did you hear the drunkard was bitching that they didnt ask him to reprise the role of The Joker?
csam (3:05:14 PM): yeah, like this grimy batman needed that joker (see what i did there?)
Guate (3:08:33 PM): lol
Guate (3:08:43 PM): i hoope they keep making movies
Guate (3:08:48 PM): like this
Guate (3:09:23 PM): can you imagine catwoaanm (catwoman, I got a little excited there)
csam (3:10:07 PM): i see that...hard to type around a small, VERY SMALL boner i see
Guate (3:10:13 PM): lol
Guate (3:10:16 PM): work dude
Guate (3:10:52 PM): but seriously, can you imagine a catwoman in these movies? They would have to be NC-17
csam (3:11:32 PM): or have a picture of you at every movie theater with a circle and a slash through it