Friday, July 20, 2007

MEXICANS

I am in love with the idea of building a huge ass fence across 8 million miles of rough terrain just to keep people out of a country. I can't think of a better use of our time and resources.

So, a mexican is running toward the U.S. and as he's getting closer to the border and as he runs closer and closer to it, up comes this giant fence, seemingly out of the horizon itself and all hope fades from his face as he realizes that he has been defeated. The mighty fence has won again. And as he heads home, hands in his pockets, head down, all the while kicking rocks we will declare victory.

Then when the mighty fence has repelled them all we will build fences around our cities and Sacramento, CA will declare war against Atlanta, GA and they will send their cavalry. And when Atlanta realizes it is under attack it will draw up the drawbridge, set archers on top of their mighty wall and await the battle.

Then a magical dragon carrying huge boulders will fly in from the mighty mountains of Colorado and drop them on the Atlantians and the Sacramentoins will break down the door with a large tree that has been cut down and used as a battering ram and Sacramento will claim Atlanta as their own...and then magical fairies from la-la land will cast a spell on everyone so they sleep until the wicked stepsisters take cinderella to the magical island of misfit toys where they will eat poison apples and live happily ever after...yeah, thats it...

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