csam (9:01:58 AM): we could send her to the Congo?
Guate (9:02:18 AM): she is talking to me about some stupid transformer that blew on the strip last night
Guate (9:02:53 AM): so you know "no elevators, no lights in the rooms (gremlin giggle)"
Guate (9:03:18 AM): and she is walking back to her cage and says, "so the generators kicked on" Guate (9:03:35 AM): so basically things stopped for about 3 seconds
Guate (9:03:51 AM): and she felt the need to walk all the way out here to tell me
Guate (9:04:46 AM): did you hear how Halle Berry ruined her childs life?
csam (9:15:02 AM): that was a great story
csam (9:15:14 AM): by making it the hottest woman in 20 years?
Guate (9:15:14 AM): lol
csam (9:15:49 AM): gremlin giggle, walking back to her cage, i mean it was classic
Guate (9:16:55 AM): Nahla Ariela Aubry
Guate (9:17:19 AM): and its not pronounced the way it looks
Guate (9:17:32 AM): yeah gremlin giggle is all morgan
Guate (9:18:40 AM): and when she is in her cage we call her the retarded bobsledder
csam (9:18:59 AM): lol...thats fantastic
csam (9:19:09 AM): the retarted bobsledder...thats great
Guate (9:19:12 AM): yeah
Guate (9:20:08 AM): for some reason, well no, not for some reason. She is too lazy to sit up straight so she looks like she is leaning into the sled and when she hears a sound she only rotates her head
csam (9:20:58 AM): you should buy her one of those cyclist helmets
Guate (9:21:05 AM): the long ones?
csam (9:21:10 AM): yeah
csam (9:21:14 AM): the tear drop ones
Guate (9:21:24 AM): oh yes
csam (9:21:53 AM): i would send you a link of a picture but my computer is scanning for viruses so i dont need to add to the ongoing virus collection i have going
Guate (9:22:15 AM): So I have another story to tell you
Guate (9:22:27 AM): which may or may not bring back memories
csam (9:22:32 AM): alright
Guate (9:22:49 AM): So last year i had Morgan fill out a bracket for the tourney
Guate (9:22:57 AM): and this year we did it again
Guate (9:23:07 AM): (that's what she said)
Guate (9:24:07 AM): and while we are filling out said brackets the girl comes down from upstairs asking if anyone wanted to participate in the bracket challenge
Guate (9:24:22 AM): so of course I'm like yes and leave one for morgan too
csam (9:24:33 AM): alright
Guate (9:24:43 AM): Well the bracket entry fee is two dollars
csam (9:25:18 AM): thats gambling and not necessarily "legal" in a "law school" but i remember i went in every year it was held so ok...im with you
Guate (9:25:30 AM): and for the past two days we have been trying to figure out how we are going to get two dollars without taking 20 out of the machine
csam (9:25:39 AM): ok
csam (9:25:46 AM): two days? really?
csam (9:25:46 AM): ok
Guate (9:26:05 AM): i mean really 2 dollars?
Guate (9:26:19 AM): like Morgan says, cash is for old people
Guate (9:26:25 AM): (( ))
csam (9:26:54 AM): akon likes to say that "cash rules everything around me"...he invented that by the by
Guate (9:27:04 AM): so yesterday we arrived at what I thought was the penultimate ridiculous idea
Guate (9:27:15 AM): i hate that by the way
Guate (9:27:40 AM): we took all the quarters, dimes and nickles out of my drawer and counted them out
Guate (9:27:56 AM): well Morgan did, I just shook my head and stared in amazement
csam (9:28:18 AM): so if it was the penultimate ridiculous idea there means there is an ultimate ridiculous idea forthcoming?
Guate (9:28:28 AM): because if cash is for old people paying in coins is for people who wrote the Declaration of Independence
csam (9:29:06 AM): you should get a coin purse and meticulously count out every cent to pay for it
Guate (9:29:18 AM): so Capitana Ridiculous comes in today with what.....
Guate (9:29:22 AM): a clean
Guate (9:29:23 AM): crisp
Guate (9:29:30 AM): two dollar bill
csam (9:29:36 AM): that
csam (9:29:37 AM): is
csam (9:29:39 AM): amazing.
Guate (9:30:03 AM): which immediately brought back memories of...?
csam (9:30:26 AM): the stack of two dollar bills our parents "hid" in the top drawer of the dresser in their room
Guate (9:30:53 AM): booyah
csam (9:31:14 AM): i was gonna ask if morgan stole it from her moms dresser drawer
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