I hate
and I DO MEAN HATE
MEN who pee on their girlfriends, wives, cuddle bunnies, friends who they want to be their girlfriends, etc, etc blah blah blah. When I say pee on I don't mean literally peeing on them although that isn't a favorite of mine either. I mean the men who feel the need to either affirm or reaffirm the nature of their relationship with the women they are with. So on to the pee parade, everyone has seen this person in action or has been around when this happens. Although I am not a fan of PDA I can generally tell the difference between the two. For example, guys, next time you are walking in a store or a mall or a casino and you see a guy and a girl walking together do the following. Walk behind them for a while and count how many times he initiates contact, a love tap, a hand grab, an arm around the shoulder. Then after a few minutes of that walk up and walk as close to the girl as social boundaries permit. Close enough to be considered close but not close enough to be considered a creepy McCreeperson. So when you walk next to them/her see how much he touches her or grabs her and in some cases leads her away from you. This is what peeing looks like. So now that you know what it looks like you can look for it among your group of friends. Some of you probably have a friend or two who are like this. More than likely you will see the following red flags to let you know you have a pee pee enthusiast. Say you are going somewhere you know you will be sitting for an extended amount and where music or loud noises will be present. At this location you know you will want to talk with the entire group.
But what do these people do?
They position themselves between the entire group and their girl. That way if someone wants to say something to her they either have to lean uncomfortably over the lap of ANOTHER DUDE or they have to yell over everybody and everything making noise. Another popular activity is if the girl manages to break away from the holds of the guy and actually starts having a good time with someone else, especially another guy he will immediately come into the conversation and either awkwardly join in or if he is brazen enough he will literally grab her and push her away in a "joking" manner.
Now on to the most blatant and brazen action I have ever heard of when it comes to golden showers.
At their most threatened state these guys will either touch or kiss or say something to their girl and immediately turn to stare you down. This is such a bizarre thing to do if you think about it. Why else would someone make physical contact and then look at someone else? How does this make sense? Well my friend if you have ever watched the discovery channel you will recognize this as a form of attempting to assert possession. Kind of like when lions sit as close to the slain antelope as possible and stare down the vultures and hyenas. They are not even partaking of the food but they still feel the need to assert their possession. Lions do this for survival, pee'ers do this because they are intimidated by the presence of other guys and are so insecure of their manhood they think that the woman who chose to start dating them or marry them or whatever is going to walk away with the next best thing. And in reality they don't realize that women are like STD's, once they are a part of you it is damn near impossible to get rid of them no matter how big of an effeminate, self-conscious, scared person you are.
and I DO MEAN HATE
MEN who pee on their girlfriends, wives, cuddle bunnies, friends who they want to be their girlfriends, etc, etc blah blah blah. When I say pee on I don't mean literally peeing on them although that isn't a favorite of mine either. I mean the men who feel the need to either affirm or reaffirm the nature of their relationship with the women they are with. So on to the pee parade, everyone has seen this person in action or has been around when this happens. Although I am not a fan of PDA I can generally tell the difference between the two. For example, guys, next time you are walking in a store or a mall or a casino and you see a guy and a girl walking together do the following. Walk behind them for a while and count how many times he initiates contact, a love tap, a hand grab, an arm around the shoulder. Then after a few minutes of that walk up and walk as close to the girl as social boundaries permit. Close enough to be considered close but not close enough to be considered a creepy McCreeperson. So when you walk next to them/her see how much he touches her or grabs her and in some cases leads her away from you. This is what peeing looks like. So now that you know what it looks like you can look for it among your group of friends. Some of you probably have a friend or two who are like this. More than likely you will see the following red flags to let you know you have a pee pee enthusiast. Say you are going somewhere you know you will be sitting for an extended amount and where music or loud noises will be present. At this location you know you will want to talk with the entire group.
But what do these people do?
They position themselves between the entire group and their girl. That way if someone wants to say something to her they either have to lean uncomfortably over the lap of ANOTHER DUDE or they have to yell over everybody and everything making noise. Another popular activity is if the girl manages to break away from the holds of the guy and actually starts having a good time with someone else, especially another guy he will immediately come into the conversation and either awkwardly join in or if he is brazen enough he will literally grab her and push her away in a "joking" manner.
Now on to the most blatant and brazen action I have ever heard of when it comes to golden showers.
At their most threatened state these guys will either touch or kiss or say something to their girl and immediately turn to stare you down. This is such a bizarre thing to do if you think about it. Why else would someone make physical contact and then look at someone else? How does this make sense? Well my friend if you have ever watched the discovery channel you will recognize this as a form of attempting to assert possession. Kind of like when lions sit as close to the slain antelope as possible and stare down the vultures and hyenas. They are not even partaking of the food but they still feel the need to assert their possession. Lions do this for survival, pee'ers do this because they are intimidated by the presence of other guys and are so insecure of their manhood they think that the woman who chose to start dating them or marry them or whatever is going to walk away with the next best thing. And in reality they don't realize that women are like STD's, once they are a part of you it is damn near impossible to get rid of them no matter how big of an effeminate, self-conscious, scared person you are.
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