Friday, September 19, 2008

San Diego is Gay

This is a picture of the San Diego Padres rookies prancing about in a not-so-creative annual hazing. What you can't see is the veterans in the dugout and an entire stadium of only men giving each other the ol' heave ho. There can't possibly be any baby wards in that city because all the men are constantly giving each other blow jobs. If a woman miraculously gets pregnant with a future sword fighter she has to drive into Tijuana to give birth. I think the only thing gayer than San Diego is a grown man bragging about San Diego.

P.S. Fuck You Matt.

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