Welcome to the whore club you stupid little whore.......
Hey, you know what would be a good idea?
Let's take pictures of me with my shirt up showing my flat stomach.....
Hey, you know what would be an even better idea?
Let's take a picture of me in a shower with a white wife beater esque shirt/skirt on...
Ladies and Gentleman, we have found a formidable contender for Britney's trailer park princess title. I hope this dumb little bitch goes up against the number one contender, Jamie Lynn "my mom probably told me to get pregnant for publicity" Spears one day. That would be the ultimate trailer park trash fight. Just think about it, you have one little whore who actually came from a trailer park going up against another little whore who despises what her father is and stands for and desperately wants to become what he only sings about. I mean really, and where the hell are these girls handlers? Oh what's that? They know that sex sells? They are the ones who "hacked" into her phone or computer or whatever? Seriously, these aren't the number one fans who love them and would die protecting them, but are still going to kill them one day working for them. These are grown ass people who probably resent the fact that they have to wipe these kids asses for a living. Why wouldn't they sell racy pictures to the paparazzi for thousands of dollars?
So congratulations you stupid Disney whore. I hope you end up getting nailed by a biker who plays Mickey behind the enchanted castle.
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Thursday, July 17, 2008
Monday, March 31, 2008
Really?
http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/7936746/Disgraced-ref-Donaghy
READ THE STORY FIRST!!!
Ok, so one of my favorite SNL skits of all time was the "Really?" segment of Weekend Update. So in honor (and blatant plagiarism) of this skit I am going to play the "Really?" game about the above article. (which if you haven't read yet will make this blog so much funnier)
Really? Now he is going to snap Kim...really?
Now that the cash flow has stopped? Really?
Really Kim? Before when he lost his temper it was no big deal huh?
Really? This guy went from great guy with whom you could have 4 kids with to raging lunatic overnight...really?
Oh wait, he has done this in the past? Really? Now you decide the kids are in danger? Really? Not before when that money was rolling in huh?
Really? Really? before it wasn't an issue? Really?
Wow, way to stand next to your man Kimmy....for that you get the (not-pagiarised) "Money greedy bitch who had no problem taking a beating everyonce in awhile as long as she was Gucci'd up" award.
Or better yet here is an even more prestigious award. The....."Money Greedy Bitch of a Whore Mother who didn't mind letting her kids get abused as long as she was Gucci'd up and now that her husband won't be able to provide said Gucci wants to use her children to sustain her lifestyle" Here is some advice for you...get a job you spoiled bitch, sell that Mercedes and let the real victims of spousal abuse use the resources and energy of that high priced attorney you no doubt hired.
READ THE STORY FIRST!!!
Ok, so one of my favorite SNL skits of all time was the "Really?" segment of Weekend Update. So in honor (and blatant plagiarism) of this skit I am going to play the "Really?" game about the above article. (which if you haven't read yet will make this blog so much funnier)
Really? Now he is going to snap Kim...really?
Now that the cash flow has stopped? Really?
Really Kim? Before when he lost his temper it was no big deal huh?
Really? This guy went from great guy with whom you could have 4 kids with to raging lunatic overnight...really?
Oh wait, he has done this in the past? Really? Now you decide the kids are in danger? Really? Not before when that money was rolling in huh?
Really? Really? before it wasn't an issue? Really?
Wow, way to stand next to your man Kimmy....for that you get the (not-pagiarised) "Money greedy bitch who had no problem taking a beating everyonce in awhile as long as she was Gucci'd up" award.
Or better yet here is an even more prestigious award. The....."Money Greedy Bitch of a Whore Mother who didn't mind letting her kids get abused as long as she was Gucci'd up and now that her husband won't be able to provide said Gucci wants to use her children to sustain her lifestyle" Here is some advice for you...get a job you spoiled bitch, sell that Mercedes and let the real victims of spousal abuse use the resources and energy of that high priced attorney you no doubt hired.
Thursday, May 31, 2007
Jail and STD's
Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are whores.
Can you imagine what Paris will be like in jail?
Chances are she won't be saying "that's hot" while a butch lesbo named cutter, for her ability to make shanks out of nothing, is holding her in her bulging sweaty arms. I am glad she is going to jail. I wish I could say that she is going to be a big ugly whore who wont eat or touch anything because she is so used to everything being brand name. I wish I could say that but the ladies (and I use that term loosely like Lohans nether regions) in jail are going to love her.
You know they are.
She will act all cute and naive and she will have a fantastic time in jail because that is how God repays hard work and diligence. I hate the Paris Hilton's of this world.
Now let me turn my attention to the petri dish of STD's that is Lindsay Lohan. You know she does, you know she has.....Don't tell me that you look at her and say "gee, I bet she has never had the clap or syphilis. I bet she doesn't have Herpes coursing through her veins right now." If you can say that to me I will gladly punch you in the face until you realize the error of your ways. How many guys has she been with now? I lost count after the gay dude from That 70's Show who apparently has the magic stick got done defiling her.
I used to think that both of them were attractive but looks will only take you so far when you have been with millions of men and you are in and out of rehab.
I am all worked up now, THANKS you whores.
Can you imagine what Paris will be like in jail?
Chances are she won't be saying "that's hot" while a butch lesbo named cutter, for her ability to make shanks out of nothing, is holding her in her bulging sweaty arms. I am glad she is going to jail. I wish I could say that she is going to be a big ugly whore who wont eat or touch anything because she is so used to everything being brand name. I wish I could say that but the ladies (and I use that term loosely like Lohans nether regions) in jail are going to love her.
You know they are.
She will act all cute and naive and she will have a fantastic time in jail because that is how God repays hard work and diligence. I hate the Paris Hilton's of this world.
Now let me turn my attention to the petri dish of STD's that is Lindsay Lohan. You know she does, you know she has.....Don't tell me that you look at her and say "gee, I bet she has never had the clap or syphilis. I bet she doesn't have Herpes coursing through her veins right now." If you can say that to me I will gladly punch you in the face until you realize the error of your ways. How many guys has she been with now? I lost count after the gay dude from That 70's Show who apparently has the magic stick got done defiling her.
I used to think that both of them were attractive but looks will only take you so far when you have been with millions of men and you are in and out of rehab.
I am all worked up now, THANKS you whores.
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