Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Seriously...




So I am shopping around for underwear...(I usually only wear basketball shorts as underwear)
And I come across this beauty of a picture.
#1...What straight guy would wear these underwear?
#2...Why are underwear models always absolutely ripped?
#3...If you are a straight man and you answered yes to #1 go ahead and take those underwear off...actually, let's just go ahead and call them what they are...so go ahead and take those underoos off and stick your head through one of the leg holes and tie the remaining fabric to the back of a semi.

3 comments:

Carlos said...

dammit, gross and hence the "I usually wear basketball shorts" comment...

Unknown said...

Ermmm...Commando is nasty - it increases plumber's crack which has NEVER been sexy.
Boxer shorts or basketball shorts are suitable; however, if you are shopping for either of these, why are these gay "briefs" coming up?

Dream said...

Ok ... to answer your questions:

#1...What straight guy would wear these underwear?

A straight guy that has a girlfriend that finds those kinds of underwear cute and/or sexy and will usually tackle him in the hallway halfway between the livingroom and the bedroom and have her way with him ... a few times... because those boxers are really sexy in a cute kind of way ... and then you both crawl into the kitchen to have coffee before you have to go to work ... uh... sorry, memories... anyway ...

#2...Why are underwear models always absolutely ripped?

Well, honestly, do you HAVE to ask this question?? Do you want to see a fat fuck of a pig weighing in at 700 pounds wearing these? I mean, really ... do you want to see Shamu's human counterpart wearing these and strutting his stuff like he's god's gift to Cheesecake?? Think about it... only really sexy thin women are wearing lingerie or on the cover of Victoria's Secret... Do you really want to see some fat heffer on the cover with little angel wings and a thong????

#3...If you are a straight man and you answered yes to #1 go ahead and take those underwear off...

Ok... again ... some women think those underoos are hot... in a weird kind of way and he likes it when I tackle him in the... oh .. sorry ... anyway ... Don't hate on the ripped underwear model... You too can be on the cover of GQ in your underwear if you kept at the apple and one grain of rice diet ... will power my friend... it's all will power...