Read that shit!!
What the fuck?
There are many conclusions that can be made about this...
Number 1. The terrorists are winning and she shouldn't have left her house.
Number 2. We have a new threat to our homeland security.
Number 3. The Eagle ray didn't like the way she was wearing her hat and thought he could wear it much "flyer"
I however, think that this guy is a cousin to the stingray that viciously murdered Steve Irwin. Not only is he a cousin but he is that cousin in the family that constantly has to hear about what his cousins are doing with their lifes and how great they are and how their mother wishes that they were more like their cousins....Well here you go MOM...I am in college and I am suffering through every second of it...DOES THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY? DOES IT MAKE YOU HAPPY TO KNOW I AM SUFFERING?....sorry, I got a little carried away...
So, this cousin to the sting ray that brutally murdered and then sodomized Steve Irwin finally gets so sick of hearing about it that he gets a great idea...
This guy decides that he isn't going to be a pussy and wait for a punk ass human to come to him.
No, he is going to....FLY...OUT of the WATER and nail some old broad that was just standing on a boat....
Lets review...A FISH....
FUCKING FLIES OUT OF THE WATER....
NAILS A BROAD STANDING ON A BOAT...
and how does he choose to go out?
looking like a MOTHERFUCKING PIMP
2 comments:
So..do you have mother and anger issues you are trying to project into other peoples "lifes"?
No, he doesn't have mother/anger issues. He's Guatemalan. He has 750 First Cousins that he has to compete with!
I would be pissed off too that some flying stingray took my idea to take someone out while they were on a boat and all I got for it was a dumb looking hat!!!
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